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I'm SUCH a n00b that I animate with SWiSH.
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...what can I say? Regrattably, this series has gone down the same path as GTA, getting grittier and better-drawn. Madness was better in the days when it was just badly-drawn, wacky, pointless violence. When Hank's only goal was to kill the sheriff, when the only evidence of his maimed body from the last episode was a bandage round the head, not a flood-style tentacle-arm. The series has lost its former spirit, getting more complicated by the second (I've lost the plot completely. As far as I can tell, the general gist is that everyone's dead.). Don't get me wrong, it's a FANTASTIC animation, I would even go as far to say as that it's revolutionary - but it's not madness combat. It's not "thirty-two (if you count the zombies)", it's not Jesus firing a cannon at a random murderer with an Uzi, it's not Hank killing thirty-two men to listen to a song ALONE, it's not "Somewhere in Nevada" and it's definitely not that one guy dancing in the background. It's an incredible animation. But, to reiterate, it's not madness.
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I love a bit of satire (possibly a little too much: I watch HIGNFY re-runs regularly), and on the 80's satire-o-meter, this hits the little bell at the top with a resounding CLAAAAAAAAANG!
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giddy aunt Fanny's left knicker leg! A wonderful follow up (I can't say the F-I-N-A-L-E word or else I'll burst into floods of bitter, bitter tears) to the others. If I could change just one or two things, I would, like NOOBgod-24-7, like a fight scene between Hacker and admin, and, if it wasn't the finale(BOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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!!!), BRING BACK THE SPRAY LOGOS! I'm going to go make an appointment with my local psychiatrist before I do something I regret...
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it would have been better if the graphics didn't blink to buggery.(or maybe that's just my pc)
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...the rate of fire was WAY TOO LOW, it had bolts coming out at like 1 every 3 seconds, and when you have more than two or three players of approx equal skills, it all stands on who shoots the UFO thing. And since the rate of fire is so low, and the actual ship is so slow, you have max 1 chance to do that, which basically turns it into a game of luck. Good idea, though.
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... needs more storyless randomisified flashes to stop the legions of boring flashes
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I agree with planckbanck, and with the added rant that the controls are like trying to move a walrus with a bluntened toothpick, ie, impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I got 501 on the drag race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you should have started off with 2 spirally things, then we would not be starting in deep water.
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Purdy darn good, although the song got on my nerves, and the moved-invisible-button was slightly irritating, but hey, i like button games, so you got a 3.
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